Half the Justice League has doubled in size and halved in power, and the other half don't understand the difference between powers and accesories!...
In what turns out to be a REALLY bad stroke of luck, Superman loses his powers and then forgets that he was ever Superman!...
Alfred is dead, and I don't feel so good myself. But don't worry, turns out Alfred's not REALLY dead, he's just an all-powerful super-villain!...