Flash has an uncontrollable urge to do something he should have done WAY before he walked down the aisle...and a bum ankle to boot!...
Two Green Lanterns are better than one, I always say...but are even two GLs enough to withstand the onslaught of a sentient Model T...
"Teacher says, every time a bell rings, a mediocre white man gets super-powers!" It's the REAL origin of the Flash - or is it?...