Sgt Rock - jilted! If only he could've gotten some love advice from Scooter and his juvenile delinquent friends! PLUS love advice for the...
You know it's a ghreat story when flying gorillas don't even make the top five list of - pardon my French - ape-sh*t things!...
Element Girl - dead! Sapphire - jilted at the altar! And Earth - under attack by a fleet of UFOs! It's all right here...