Know who's got a birthday? Johann Sebastian Bach, that's who! Also Dr. Husband, but let's get right to business - how's Green Lantern going...
Former Work Friend Chuck (formerly working, not former friend) is here to ignore the dog noises in the background and talk about his fourth...
Element Girl - dead! Sapphire - jilted at the altar! And Earth - under attack by a fleet of UFOs! It's all right here...