Sacre Bleu! The Blackhawks are up against it, not only fighting a mad scientist but also a form of matter that can (checks notes)...
Forsooth! Brave knights of the realm fight tremendous beasts most savage - but not nigh as savage as the idiot teens of Laurel High!...
Pity poor Miklos, turned into a sponge creature and then hounded to the ends of the earth - er, I mean the depths of...
