What's to be done when you discover a hidden valley filled with ancient machinery? Toddle off with your idiot daughter, caveman secretary, and underling...
Pity poor Ultra the Multi-Alien - no sooner has he found a way to change back to Ace Arn at will (all the better...
Forsooth! Brave knights of the realm fight tremendous beasts most savage - but not nigh as savage as the idiot teens of Laurel High!...