Flash is dead and Batman don't feel so great himself! Who would, what with a gang of super-fast troublmakers gallavanting around Gotham City? My recommendation, Bats, is to do as I did and break up your day with a nice, long nap!
Jim Corrigan tries to help a fella out, and what does he get for his trouble? A new soul, for starters! Plus hear all...
Faced with a choice between an idyllic life on a restored Krypton, and the certain destruction of Earth, the noble Superman chooses (checks notes)...
Poor Hate-Face. And Leeta 87. Oh, and Triplicate Girl.