Hey there, you battle-weary Joes, didja ever wonder who's buried in the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier? Well wonder no longer cause Big Daddy...
Pity poor Miklos, turned into a sponge creature and then hounded to the ends of the earth - er, I mean the depths of...
Sacre Bleu! The Blackhawks are up against it, not only fighting a mad scientist but also a form of matter that can (checks notes)...